Daily Mail's cats v Star's Viking rats

Posted by Big Rat on Campus on Mar 29, 2014 in Rat Answers | Subscribe

“Mutant rats on way to UK,” warns the Daily Star‘s front-page story. “Britain was last night braced for a terrifying invasion of giant Viking super rats.” Man the lifeboats! But help could be on its way courtesy of an unlikely source – the Daily Mail. “Four cat owners catch TB from their pet,” says its front-page story, also on Friday. Worse, “this infected cat has gone missing”, with a picture of the cat in case you should see it. The risk of further transmission is “very low” though. Taking a leaf from There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, perhaps the cats could be used to drive out the rats. Just a thought. Only problem is, we need something to get rid of the cats. Paul ‘For the Love of Dogs’ O’Grady, it’s over to you. Then all we need is a goat (Lambing Live?) a cow (Countryfile?) and a horse (Grand National, natch) and we’re sorted.

Article source: http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2014/mar/28/daily-mail-cats-star-viking-rats

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